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    Joanna Liao

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    How to impress your teachers

    Post  Joanna Liao on Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:23 pm

    Does your teacher think poorly of you? Do you want revenge? Do you want to impress your teachers? Do you want to do both at the same time?
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophy’s to show off to your teacher. Academic success, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be quite impressive if a teacher were to gaze in shock as their student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not an eater, paint with your toes, bring your obese rabbits, you’re rabid cats, these simple things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give him/her a big fat kiss on the lips. Showing your teacher that not only can you get good grades, you can also get good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance, ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems, ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If your good at fixing things then this tip is right for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. Then when they come back, blatantly uncover you’re destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, he/she will have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? Impressing your teachers is never hard? They’re teachers for goodness sake. They take us granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So just go to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves.

    jennylin

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  jennylin on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:24 pm

    why is this and your math team not emailed? -______-x

    ashleychi

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  ashleychi on Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:11 pm

    EDIT 1

    Does your teacher think poorly of you? Do you want revenge? Do you want to impress your teachers? Do you want to do both at the same time? [the 1st question doesn't really make sense in context with the others. also, the intro itself is a bit abrupt]
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophy’s [trophies] to show off to your teacher [them]. Academic success, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards [insert comma] don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be quite impressive if a teacher were to gaze in shock [awk. reword.] as their [his or her] student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not an eater, paint with your toes, bring your obese rabbits, you’re rabid cats, [change to "bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because"] these simple [delete] things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give him/her a big fat kiss on the lips. Showing [Show] your teacher that not only can you get good grades, you can also get [change to "but you can also establish"] good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance, [replace with period] ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems, ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. [run-on]This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If your [you are] good at fixing things then this tip is right for you! [word choice] When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. Then [delete] when they come back, blatantly uncover you’re [your] destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, he/she will have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? Impressing your teachers is never hard? [replace with exclamation mark or period] They’re teachers [insert comma] for goodness sake. They take us [insert for] granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So just go to your teachers [awk. reword.], and amaze them with your stunning moves.

    Joanna Liao

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  Joanna Liao on Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:16 pm

    Do you wish to impress your teachers? Would you like to astonish them with your incredible abilities? Well here are a few ideas that might help in getting you started.
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophies to them. Academic success, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards, don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be interesting if a teacher were to stare in an impressed manner as his or her student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not an eater, paint with your toes, bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because these things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give him/her a big fat kiss on the lips. Show your teacher that not only can you get good grades, but you can also establish good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance. Ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems. ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If you are good at fixing things then this tip is right for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. When they come back, blatantly uncover your destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, he/she will have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? Impressing your teachers is never hard. They’re teachers, for goodness sake. They take us for granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So go to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves…

    ashleychi

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  ashleychi on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:32 am

    EDIT 2

    Do you wish to impress your teachers? Would you like to astonish them with your incredible abilities? Well [insert comma] here are a few ideas that might help in getting you [replace with 'you get'] started.
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophies to them. Academic success, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards, don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be interesting if a teacher were to stare in an impressed manner as his or her student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not an eater, paint with your toes, [insert 'or'] bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because these things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give him/her [replace with 'your boy/girlfriend'] a big fat kiss on the lips. Show your teacher that not only can you get good grades, but you can also establish good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance. Ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems. ask [capitalize] them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If you are good at fixing things then this tip is right for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. When they come back, blatantly uncover your destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, he/she [replace with 'your teacher']will have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? Impressing your teachers is never hard. They’re teachers, for goodness sake. They take us for granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So go to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves… [did you mean to put a period here?]

    Joanna Liao

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  Joanna Liao on Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:57 pm

    Do you wish to impress your teachers? Would you like to astonish them with your incredible abilities? Well, here are a few ideas that might help you get started.
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophies to them. Academic success, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards, don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be interesting if a teacher were to stare in an impressed manner as his or her student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not a big eater, paint with your toes, or bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because these things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher with a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give your boy/girlfriend a big fat kiss on the lips. Show your teacher that not only you can get good grades, but also establish good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance. Ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems. Ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If you are good at fixing things then this tip is for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. When they come back, blatantly uncover your destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, your teacher will have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? Impressing your teachers is never hard. They’re teachers, for goodness sake. They take us for granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So confidently prance over to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves.

    ashleychi

    Posts : 230
    Join date : 2009-09-02

    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  ashleychi on Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:30 pm

    EDIT 3

    Do you wish to impress your teachers? Would you like to astonish them with your incredible abilities? Well, here are a few ideas that might help you get started.
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophies to them. Academic success [word choice], personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards, don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be interesting if a teacher were to stare in an impressed manner [reword this so that it's more simple] as his or her student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not a big eater, paint with your toes, or bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because these things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher with a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give your boy/girlfriend a big fat kiss on the lips. Show your teacher that not only you can get good grades, but also establish good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance. Ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems. Ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If you are good at fixing things then this tip is for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. When they come back, blatantly uncover your destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, [insert 'but'] your teacher will [insert 'also'] have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    See? [change to 'As you can see,'] Impressing your teachers is never hard. They’re teachers, for goodness sake. They take us for granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So confidently prance over [word choice] to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves.

    Joanna Liao

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    Re: How to impress your teachers

    Post  Joanna Liao on Wed Nov 18, 2009 6:13 pm

    Do you wish to impress your teachers? Would you like to astonish them with your incredible abilities? Well, here are a few ideas that might help you get started.
    A good way to impress your teachers is to bring all your awards and trophies to them. Academic awards, personality awards, bring them all. If you don’t have any awards, don’t worry, amaze them with simple and unique tricks that you’ve learned over the years. For instance, it would be interesting if a teacher were to stare in awe, as his or her student professionally downed fifteen hot dogs in a single minute. If you’re not a big eater, paint with your toes, or bring your obese rabbits and your rabid cats, because these things that you are around everyday can actually leave your teacher with a big impression.
    If you want to impress your lonely and unmarried teachers, show them what kind of boy/girlfriend you can get! When your teacher walks by you in the hallways, make sure to give your boy/girlfriend a big fat kiss on the lips. Show your teacher that not only you can get good grades, but also establish good relationships.
    Another great way to impress any teacher is to find what subject they teach and demonstrate an opposing subject. Take English for instance. Ask your English teacher how to solve your crazy math problems. Ask them how to solve the long derivatives you’re doing, then when they give a puzzled look back, pretend you suddenly remember how to solve the question and quickly explain the process in the most complicated way possible. This will leave your teachers astonished by your fantastic skills. Making teachers feel inferior without leaving them feeling like a complete and utter failure is the way to do it!
    If you are good at fixing things then this tip is for you! When the teacher is distracted by something, quickly run over to his/her desk and mess up one of their possessions. When they come back, blatantly uncover your destruction. As the teacher begins to freak out about their newly damaged object, merely act as a savior and fix it again. Just make sure you ruin something you know how to fix. Therefore not only will you look like a hero, but your teacher will also have a new admiration for your remarkable actions.
    As you can see, Impressing your teachers is never hard. They’re teachers, for goodness sake. They take us for granted for what abilities we might contain inside ourselves. So confidently prance over to your teachers, and amaze them with your stunning moves.

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